Guy sits down next to a girl at a bar. Guy: Did the fall from Heaven hurt? Girl: [Not making eye contact, nursing drink] Like a mother fucker. I still have bruises. Guy: What are you drinking there? Girl: Solitude. I was really enjoying it. Guy: Can I get you another one? Girl: No. Awkward pause. Girl: That's all the material you've got, huh? Guy: Well, yeah, that's -- um... yeah, that's... pretty much it. Girl: Jesus, pal, I hope you last longer in bed. Guy: Actually... Girl: I'm waiting for someone. Not you. You seem sweet, but take a hike, okay? Guy: Geez, alright... Girl: Try those girls in the booth back there. They've been acting pretty drunk. Bad to Worse Story Notes: Two guys try to jack a jewelry store just minutes after a successful heist, forcing them to turn their scheme into a profitless hostage situation when the police arrive almost immediately on the scene, responding to a silent alarm from the first crime. "I know I should do something. All of western tradition, from the late bloom of the British Empire right through the early doom of Vietnam dictates that you do something spectacular and irreversible whenever you find yourself in or whenever you impose yourself upon a wholly unfamiliar situation belonging to somebody else. Frequently it's your soul or your honor or your manhood, or democracy itself, at stake." -June Jordan "Beyond Apocalypse Now" (1980) It's possible at this point I'm going crazy. My friends haven't mentioned it yet, but they're probably being nice. Either that, or we're all going there together and there's no perspective. Throw Away Day Characters: Keith Ryan: A city-dwelling freelance architect Mickey Ryan: Keith's junkie younger brother Jenna Tran: Keith's design school girlfriend Garret Banks: Mickey's roommate and friend from college Mother reading a story book germaine to the main theme to her child (pretty obvious vehicle, but touching nonetheless) There was a point to everything before, wasn't there? Gnome Depot: A place to find all the things that randomly disappear in the night (unmatched socks, lost car keys, tupperware lids, etc) "Wine and wafer bomb" Tax-season diatribe/dialogs "Quitting while you're ahead" just feels like quitting. Random recurring theme: Everyone surprised by some character's age that's never explicitly revealed (bouncers, store clerks checking ID; "Huh. You really don't look that old") Today in History, No for an Answer, Made to be Broken, Concussion, Dead Batteries Colorsafe bleach, Heart Containers "How do I hook up a job like yours, man?" "Sell your soul to the devil. Then die." Chinese lantern balloons (a la "Red Cliff") I was down in Waikiki today watching the tourists burn. There was something calming about that and the genle lap of the waves I could rely on to quiet the screams of panic rending my soul. "Back from the doc's, huh? You gonna live?" "Not forever."